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Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

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Anonymous: I wish my boyfriend was more girly. I just wanna put him In serafuku and tie him up and peg him really hard while biting his ear and breathing in it

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me before anal sex: *
me after anal sex: o
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I just want to be pampered and cuddled and spanked and called sweetheart, is that too much to ask?

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