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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*